The stupidest celeb quotes of 2016 that made no sense and were terribly funny

The term Celebrity has often been misunderstood in the popular culture. And for no particular reason. Should we call someone  a celeb and begin to follow him or her just because the person is an icon or sort?



Or should we accord some sense and purpose to our innate liking for a celebrity basis their intellect, understanding and awareness?



Whatever it might be, the fact about celebrity truth remains that those who are famous may not necessarily be making sense and those who make sense, might not be celebs, in the classical sense.



And, it could be that because the world loves a good hype and some needless riling, diatribe or verbatim that people get famous and even when they rant, they attract fanfare.



We look at some famous figures of adulation this year who made news for the silliest and vain reasons , stuff one wouldn’t have imagined in the first place from them.

1. Kanye West on being Kanye West




“I actually don’t like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don’t. I don’t like to think.”

Ozock verdict: well, Kanye, please don’t be too harsh on yourself, by asking yourself to do things you can’t do!


2. Black Chyna on self-realisation 



“Your horse face woke up on the wrong side of the stable and decide to go overboard with your f–k boy comments.”

Ozock’s verdict: Well, when you are done with the next gibberish verbatim on how you are going to anoint the Kardashian’s with respect, you the line in your best-selling, to-be-released autobiography. It no longer would need a title.


3. Seth Rogen on ….well…..


“As soon as I hear there is a famous out there, I am the first person to ravenously devour it online.”

Ozock’s verdict: Seth, how long have you not been getting stoned. Or maybe, was your obsession for a man’s banana indicative of your love for a certain Mr. Franco?


4. Tereca Guidice  on that ‘mystery word’



“I just don’t like … I don’t consider myself that. I don’t even want to say that word.”

Ozock’s verdict: whatever it is you are talking of, be sure to wear diapers at night!


5. Mariah Carey on Shoes



“The problem is these shoes are abusive. I can’t put them on alone. I’m not going to lie about it.”

Ozock’s verdict: Hey Mariah, in a world which already sucks, this incredibly informative statement by you only reaffirms the notion that mindlessness ain’t dead.


6. Lena Dunham on a really sensitive subject



“Now I can say that I still haven’t had an abortion, but I wish I had.”

Ozock’s verdict: Lena, you need help. Either call 911 or just go jump into river!


Dev Ty

Unflustered, laconic, withdrawn, scrappy, un-idealistic, bored, self-loathing midnight turd who believes the world looks beautiful when people smile

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