Can We Talk About What’s Going On With Pizza In Brazil Right Now?


As a resident of New York City, I’d say that most of the conversations I have with out-of-towners are about pizza.

And one question seems to come up over and over again: Is ours better than Chicago’s? Well, that depends on who you ask. In terms of the fundamentals — crust, sauce, and cheese — New York City has it in the bag. But what about when it comes to toppings? You may be shocked to hear this, but it’s not Chicago. That honor goes to Guarujá, Brazil.

Don’t believe me? These photos might change your mind.

Can’t decide between subs or pizza? Well in Brazil, you don’t have to choose!

Brazilians basically make their actual pizzas how you wanted to make your Lunchables pizzas when you were a kid.

But Lunchables-style pizza is WAY more fun when you’re an adult.

Dinner and dessert are no longer on separate menus.

Needless to say, these aren’t exactly great for enjoying slices on the go.

This is ridiculous, but I like it.

Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time!

Did someone order extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra cheese?

How about extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra pepperoni?

Who says that pizza is unhealthy? That’s definitely fruit.

Make sure you specify that you want your buffalo chicken pizza well done.

This is a good way for my editors to make sure that I never get any articles done.

The pizza isn’t free, but the Wi-Fi certainly is!

Nothing like cold pizza, am I right?

This pizza is its own Golden Corral buffet.

Wait…how does this even work?

And I thought ordering a meat-lovers pizza was a little excessive. If I’m ever on death row, I know what I’m ordering for my last meal!

Eden

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